August 10, 2014
E: Troy wants that.
C: Make sure you’re not telling Troy what Troy wants. That’s very Soviet.
August 18, 2014
Me: We need to get you a better dinosaur documentary, huh?
E: Toy?
Me: No, a documentary.
E: Toy?
Me: No, a documentary.
E: Toy?
Me: No! A doc-u-mentary!
E (laughing now): Toy?
Chad, when I started singing Peg + Cat at 12:30am: Sleep, or pray. But somehow—be quiet.
August 28, 2014
E: We don’t spank octopuses. Because they are big.
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